We all just wanna be big rock stars

Hey kids. Got an idea for a little morale booster, and I could use some help. Anyone wanna put on a show with me?

Hey, kiddo- you still got any of those guns? I know I'd feel a lot better about this big pile of shit we're in knowing I had something to protect me.

We made it! 2009 is pretty much in the books now, and now it's time to look ahead to 2010! The book was, of course, a major highlight of the year, as well as 404 Not Found, which... well, it charted at least, which is always good. Some of you are slacking off!

Anyways, there's a lot of stuff in the works for next year. We've got the tour this summer, which we'll be posting dates for soon; I'm hoping for another album by the end of the year; and for all you video game nerds who like to play with plastic instruments, we're working on something for all of you as well! Once that's ironed out, I'll give you all the details, whether it's just my stuff or if I can get some IC on there as well.

Big storm brewing out there, but I have a feeling it'll just add to the energy for the show.

Be careful out there tonight! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Terry-

Phone went swimming, so don't call.

Bad hangover, going back to bed for a while. Will try to get ship-to-shore later. Billing it to you.

Kaz.

Greetings, ladies and germs!

I'm... somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic right now, but just wanted to take a moment to let all of you in on a couple of things!

It's been an interesting trip so far- They say that you should always expect the unexpected, well that's no lie! The power went out on the ship last night, but we ended up having a helluva night anyways with a special impromptu candlelight concert in one of the clubs. I got the privilege of performing with a great young kid you might or might not have heard of, someone who's really going places in this business, Muse Trueblood! The girl has a helluva set of pipes on her, and I think you're definitely going to be hearing from her for years to come. Sadly there wasn't a recording of the party, but trust me, those who were there really enjoyed themselves. I don't want to say anything definite at this point, but let's just say that I wouldn't discount the possibility of another Kaz-Muse collaboration at some point down the road!

Keep sailing!

Merry Christmas to all my amazing fans out there. 2009 has been a banner year for the Kaz-man, and I have to thank you all for your support. The book is selling great, and I've really enjoyed meeting all of you at the book signings.

Personal to Karen in Waukegan- if you really do use my signature for a tattoo, please, send a picture and I'll put it up on the site. However, I might have to blur out the nipple. Kids do sometimes visit the site!

Just a couple of notes, I'll be taking a cruise down to Bermuda starting tomorrow, enjoying a little vacation before getting down to business. The cruise is booked up, but I'll be doing a special concert while I'm on the ship, and there's always the possibility of "secret video" leaking out!

In late January I'll be on Conan. I don't know the exact date, but I'm sure my manager will let me know when it is, and I'll pass that on to you guys.

Happy holidays!